HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEAN 2

Well, it's finally arrived. The day we all remember Jean 2 and ACTUAL birthday. In the spirit of this auspicious day I'd like to sing a little song:


Where is Thumbkin, Where is Thumbkin...

Here he is, here he is........................... "


Whoops, wrong song. Uh, so I'll try again...


Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun. And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound, we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.




Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps, and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get, and though it hasn't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your life's so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday, Dear Jean 2!!
Happy Birthday to you!


Sniff, that song always gets me.


Words from Adam Sandler's Funny Birthday song.