Top 24 Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex

This is Jean1. Six weeks ago Jean2 and I, along with Jean3 (yep, there's another one of us) went to San Francisco. Nope, not a lifestyle change, just a vacation sans kids and husbands. We also went to Carmel and Monterey and Napa Valley...But I digress....
While we were in San Fran, we decided to visit Pier 39 (tourists!) We stopped in a chocolate store and this is where I found a great t-shirt with the top 24 reasons.....So I am going to share them, merely for humor sake...Please don't be offended and feel free to copy or use them at your leisure, after all, I didn't write them, only listing them for you.

Top 24 Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex
1. It's easy to get good chocolate
2. Having good chocolate doesn't require much concentration
3. You can have chocolate on top of your desk without upsetting your co-workers
4. You never have to fake your enjoyment with chocolate
5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother
6. Photographs of you having chocolate won't ruin your political career
7. You hardly ever gag on chocolate
8. Having chocolate won't keep your neighbors awake
9. If you just want "kisses" all night, chocolate won't lay a guilt trip on you
10. You can have chocolate on the floor without getting rug burns
11. Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft
12. Being addicted to chocolate presents few health risks
13. You don't need a few drinks before suggesting chocolate
14. Chocolate won't make you pregnant
15. It's easy to make chocolate hot
16. Chocolate doesn't' mind if you think about someone while you eat it
17. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving
18. You never have to say, "that was the best chocolate I ever had...Really".
19. In cool weather, chocolate stays hard indefinitely
20. Chocolate won't needle you for information about your past chocolates
21. It's ok to have chocolate in front of your boss or in the elevator
22. You can tell chocolate your fantasy without losing it's respect
23. Offering chocolate to everybody at the Christmas party won't make you a tramp
24. Chocolate satisfies everytime.