Ok...Now for the next reasons why "funk" came to Jean town:
13. Daisy Duke's character (the original) was SUPPOSED to be 10 years younger than we are now.
14. She found out that a car built in her birth year (1972) is considered a classic.
15. She has discovered Melissa Gilbert, who played Laura Ingalls, is as old as our parents were when we graduated high school.
16. She found out that the spandex leggings and tunic tops are coming back in style, just as she has finally rid her closet of them.
17. The kids have realized that her "being funny" is really senililty.
18. The kids do not get the "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" references that we make
19. She heard "Thank you, ma'am" at the drive the window at McDonald's the other day.
20. She found out The Love Boat reunion won't be aired due to all the original cast being in a nursing home.
21. No one remembers the Joanie Loves Chachi episode where they get married in the Cunningham's back yard.
22. She can't solve a rubics cube in two minutes anymore.
23. Her hair color requires "for resistant grays" now.....(mine too..Now I'm in a funk)
24. Wonder Woman's bra was smaller than hers....
25. Her running shoes now require arch support, her boobs require underwire and her life requires tech support...Things are just too complicated.